me against the music

The name's Marrissa, 24, location is 45.5° N, 69.0° W (gotta work for it). What once was a solo ship named Brittana has now morphed into a full fledged fleet. Cophine now takes charge in the fandom world and is followed by the second brigade of Paily, Pipex/Vauseman, Karmy, and Calzona. Évelyne Brochu is my paradise.

brittana-karmy-vauseman:

Heather Morris

angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

Trying to go on Tumblr in any social setting

kiras-monkey-bum-face:

queeniehaus:

@tatianamaslany: Thanks so much @JaguarUSA for the sweeeeet ride!! #GoodToBeBad #actualhovercraft

#It’s like when you put a dog in a car (via manniing)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

xkeithyx:

floralparanormal:

I think OTPs are subconsciously what we want in relationships

this shit hit me like a train

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

dangerdonut:

ARE U SERIOUS

wolf-and-dragon:

Girls are beautiful and perfect and stunning creatures. I want one.

sapphicscience:

being a girl who likes girls is so weird because you have like three movies and five tv shows and if anyone has an even slightly above-average knowledge of any of them you know immediately

jesswelsh:

you just know after their honeymoon Brittany would be like “wait wait” before entering their house and she would dump the bags on the floor and pick Santana up bridal style and Santana would squeal and laugh 

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Oh I can’t wait to see Santana drop down on one knee in her cutesy ass dress and pull out Britt’s engagement ring from her tits

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