Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
trying to go on tumblr at school.
Trying to go on Tumblr in any social setting
@tatianamaslany: Thanks so much @JaguarUSA for the sweeeeet ride!! #GoodToBeBad #actualhovercraft
#It’s like when you put a dog in a car (via manniing)
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
I think OTPs are subconsciously what we want in relationships
this shit hit me like a train
Girls are beautiful and perfect and stunning creatures. I want one.
being a girl who likes girls is so weird because you have like three movies and five tv shows and if anyone has an even slightly above-average knowledge of any of them you know immediately
you just know after their honeymoon Brittany would be like “wait wait” before entering their house and she would dump the bags on the floor and pick Santana up bridal style and Santana would squeal and laugh